Playmaker and I were talking about buying plane tickets to Charlotte for the ACC championship and it unintentionally turned into what we would rather do with $180 than buy a plane ticket to Charlotte and UVA winning this weekend.

- I would rather lose $180 playing penny slots
- I would rather pay $180 to my roommate than UVA win
- I would rather donate it to Sarah Palin’s Presidential campaign
- I would rather cater a meal for the Nazi youth movement then pay $180 and UVA win
- I would rather give Thomas Jefferson a reach around once a day for a full year than UVA win.
- I would rather pay $180 and sit in a room with Carrot Top for 48 hours
- I would rather sit in a bathroom with Adam Richmond after he ate $180 worth of five guys
- I would rather make 180 $1 bets and lose them all than have UVA win
- I would rather pay 180 midgets $1 each to use my nuts as a speed bag than have UVA win
- I would rather buy $180 worth of olives and eat them all than lose to UVA… And I fucking hate olives
- I would rather share a needle with 6 $30 hookers then have UVA win
- I would rather drink $180 worth of milk than lose to UVA…. and I’m lactose intolerant
- I would rather put $180 in a fucking blender
- I would rather put $180 bet on the Redskins making the playoffs
- I would rather be the middle spoon between Lisa Lampanelli, Albert Haynesworth and $180 worth of McDonalds every night for a year than UVA win
- I would rather buy $180 worth of Zima, wine coolers and stupid bow ties and drink/wear them for a week than UVA win

We miss anything?